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[lionofthe_east]

Holly Heights

House #: 1421

Name
Lion
Canon
Kemono Kingdom Zoo

Game: hollyheightsJournal:lionofthe_east

Family
Father: Name (username)
Mother: Name (username)
Sibling: Eagle (eagleofthe_west)

Comments

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[lionofthe_east]

[That makes it worse though. If she at least yelled at him he could yell back and maybe explain.]

Yeah...well. Thanks anyway.

So...was there anything you wanted?

[reloves]

...

Huh? What do you mean?

[ It's still completely going over her head, apparently. ]

[lionofthe_east]

I was just thinking I could get you something or, you know...something..

[Wow this is so embarrasing, what.]

[reloves]

You really need to speak up when you start about stuff like this, you know! If you mumble like that, no one's going to hear you! Even if you finally confess to the girl you like, she'll just walk off! [ Wouldn't that be a tragedy. ]

You're a lion, so be loud!

[lionofthe_east]

This is embarrassing, okay? And as if I'd ever have problems confessing!

[Except he totally would.]

[reloves]

.. You're sure? [ Yeah, Minako might seem dumb, but she sure has caught on to this much.. ] Your tone seems say something else, you know!

[lionofthe_east]

Yes I'm sure! I even asked Snowy Owl to marry me once.

[Pause.]

Not that I'm in love with her or anything.

[Because Snowy Owl is terrifying.]

[reloves]

[ Okay, wait.. there's tsunderes and then there's a whole different class when he puts it like this! Minako has to blink a few times at the message before she realises it's not just her not understanding it, it's more just that it doesn't make sense whatsoever. ]

Why would you ask someone to marry you if you don't love them?! That's practically a crime!

[lionofthe_east]

It seemed like a good idea at the time, okay?

I definitely wouldn't try it again with her.

[reloves]

No way, you can't just say it was only a bad idea! You need to reflect on your mistakes and realise why it's a bad idea! [ She huffs. ] Else you'll never learn from your mistakes!

And love is a very, very serious business, you know..!

[lionofthe_east]

I know why it was a bad idea, okay? It's because Snowy Owl is a complete sadist and possibly crazy.

Besides...Eagle is in love with her.

[reloves]

...

It's a love triangle?!

[ Now she needs all the juicy details about this one. Every. Single. Last. Detail. ]

[lionofthe_east]

No, it isn't.

[reloves]

What shape is it supposed to be then, huh?! This doesn't sound like any normal kind of relationship!

[lionofthe_east]

It isn't any shape!

Eagle is in love with Snowy Owl and Snowy Owl is... [a sadist who threatened to put Eagle in a torture device.] I'm not sure what to call what she feels for Eagle but none of it has anything to do with me!

[Except for the part where he might have something for Eagle, oops.]

[reloves]

So you don't have any kind of love instead?

[ Twisting it around.. sorry, Lion, but you can never win when it comes to Minako. ]

That's pretty sad, huh...

[lionofthe_east]

[He makes a face.]

I don't need your pity.

[Talking to her was exhausting, geez.]

Look, I have everything I want back home. It's not like this is a big deal.

[reloves]

Well, that's too bad for you, too bad! [ She wags a finger. ] Even if you don't need my pity, you're still getting it, free of charge! That's just how generous the goddess of love and beauty is-- I'll help you out even if you don't want me to!

[ That's not generous, Minako, it's just being pushy.. ]